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11 April 2010 @ 08:00 pm
Sorry for being spammy today!  
Found this through a Twitter account - this is hilarious and I think it´s true..(at least a little bit) ;0)

#1 You can GET chocolate.
#2 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
#3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
#4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
#5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
#6 You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
#7 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
#8 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
#9 The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
#10 You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
#11 You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
#12 You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
#13 With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
#14 Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
#15 You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
#16 Good chocolate is easy to find.
#17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
#18 You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
#19 When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
#20 With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Have a nice Sunday!
Where I am: at home
How I feel: amusedamused
     Mandy: Eats Your Facea_phoenixdragon on April 11th, 2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
*Laughs HARD*

I read that to my husband and about damn near choked while doing it (reading that is - not...eating chocolate or anything, lol!)

Thanks for sharing this!

Andrea: Dean *lmao*lupina78 on April 11th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)

I was eating chocolate while reading it, and I almost fell from my chair..LOL

My pleasure hun´, glad you and your hubby had fun reading it! :)

*smishes back*